Wizard and the Werewolf
A wizard walks into a shop and sees a cute little werewolf. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your werewolf bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my werewolf does not bite.”
The man tries to pat the werewolf and the werewolf bites him.
“Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your werewolf does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my werewolf!”
Shorts
If Matthew McConaughey was a judge: "All rise, all rise, all rise."
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Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo.
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What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!
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You can say, "Have a nice day." and no problem.
But you can't say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours!" and not sound vaguely threatening.
The shopkeeper says, “No, my werewolf does not bite.”
The man tries to pat the werewolf and the werewolf bites him.
“Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your werewolf does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my werewolf!”
Tower? What Tower?
Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So he organized a little competition. The bat which would drink more blood in less time than others would be the winner.
The first bat went and came back after 10 minutes. Its mouth was full of blood. Dracula was impressed. He asked, "Nice, how did you do it?"
Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So he organized a little competition. The bat which would drink more blood in less time than others would be the winner.
The first bat went and came back after 10 minutes. Its mouth was full of blood. Dracula was impressed. He asked, "Nice, how did you do it?"
The bat
said, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went inside
and drank the blood of all the family." Dracula said, "Very good".
The second bat went and came back after 5 minutes. He too had blood on all his face. Dracula was shocked, "How did you do that?"
The second bat went and came back after 5 minutes. He too had blood on all his face. Dracula was shocked, "How did you do that?"
The
bat said, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a hotel. I went
inside and drank the blood of all the guests." Dracula said,
"Fantastic".
Now the third bat went and came back just after 1 minute. There was blood on all his body. Dracula couldn’t believe his eyes, "How did you do that?"
Now the third bat went and came back just after 1 minute. There was blood on all his body. Dracula couldn’t believe his eyes, "How did you do that?"
The bat said, "Do you see that tower?" Dracula said, "Yes". And the bat said, "I didn’t see it".
Shorts
If Matthew McConaughey was a judge: "All rise, all rise, all rise."
@bigdramatic
======
Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo.
======
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!
======
You can say, "Have a nice day." and no problem.
But you can't say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours!" and not sound vaguely threatening.
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