Declaration of Guilt
There was one little boy in the teacher's class who really struggled to learn.
One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn't know.
The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, "Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence."
The father said to his son, "Come here, boy, and sit down."
How Many States Can You Name?
Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.
They came up with about 40 names.
Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.
One lad raised his hand and said, 'Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states.
US Independence Day Jokes
Q: How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
A: Because freedom rings!
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance
Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British!
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.
Q: What was General Washington's favourite tree?
A: The infantry.
Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: It can't sit down.
Q: Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington's army?
A: Laugh-ayette
Q: What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
Q: Why were the first Americans like ants?
A: They lived in colonies
Q: What do you eat on July 5th?
A: Independence Day-Old-Pizza
Q: What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold
Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
A: The Boston Flea Party
One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn't know.
The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, "Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence."
The father said to his son, "Come here, boy, and sit down."
The
boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, "Now if you
signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here."
How Many States Can You Name?
Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.
They came up with about 40 names.
Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.
One lad raised his hand and said, 'Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states.
US Independence Day Jokes
Q: How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
A: Because freedom rings!
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance
Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British!
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.
Q: What was General Washington's favourite tree?
A: The infantry.
Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: It can't sit down.
Q: Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington's army?
A: Laugh-ayette
Q: What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
Q: Why were the first Americans like ants?
A: They lived in colonies
Q: What do you eat on July 5th?
A: Independence Day-Old-Pizza
Q: What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold
Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
A: The Boston Flea Party
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