“Does It Only Come In Black?”
My five-year-old son is crazy about cars, so I took him to his first car show.
He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels.
But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.
“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”
Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen
While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive single man.
It was a relief, since my mother and I always laughed because the men to whom I was drawn were inevitably married.
So, optimistic about my chances, I asked my new friend what he did for a living.
He replied, “I’m a priest.”
The Cost of Vinyl
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection.
Once, a man asked how much a record cost.
My coworker quoted him the price, then added, “But there’s a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records.”
A Gift from the Funeral Parlor
During a visit with my grandmother, my husband noticed a birthday card from a local funeral parlor.
“That was nice of them.” he said.
She was unimpressed. “They only want me for my body.” she grumbled.
Parenting, the Dad-Joke Way
My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place.
My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life?" Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to do anything since.
How Did You Know the War Was Over?
My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences.
During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”
He replied, “When they stopped shooting at me.”
Shorts and Late Night
Yesterday, LeBron James wrote an op-ed in which he endorsed Hillary Clinton. LeBron says he and Hillary are all about the same thing: taking forever to finally win something.
-Jimmy Fallon
The president just signed a law that will require men’s restrooms in federal buildings to have baby-changing tables. Or as most guys will call that, “Finally! A place where we can eat a sandwich!”
-Jimmy Fallon
Assange says he has secret information about both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, and that information may drastically change people's views of these candidates. Americans replied, “Wait, it's going to make us like them?”
-James Corden
Hillary Clinton campaigned in Florida today with Al Gore. You’re making Al Gore go back to Florida? That’s so cruel. That’s like making Joe Frazier go back to Manila.
-Seth Meyers
A new report has found that despite his recent string of gaffes, Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson has four times as many newspaper endorsements as Donald Trump. So if you’ve got weed, he's got papers.
-Seth Meyers
Don't just sit there smiling, share it with the rest of the class ---- Send us your humor BFloyd@ElectricSmarts.com
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He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels.
But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.
“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”
Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen
While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive single man.
It was a relief, since my mother and I always laughed because the men to whom I was drawn were inevitably married.
So, optimistic about my chances, I asked my new friend what he did for a living.
He replied, “I’m a priest.”
The Cost of Vinyl
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection.
Once, a man asked how much a record cost.
My coworker quoted him the price, then added, “But there’s a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records.”
A Gift from the Funeral Parlor
During a visit with my grandmother, my husband noticed a birthday card from a local funeral parlor.
“That was nice of them.” he said.
She was unimpressed. “They only want me for my body.” she grumbled.
Parenting, the Dad-Joke Way
My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place.
My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life?" Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to do anything since.
How Did You Know the War Was Over?
My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences.
During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”
He replied, “When they stopped shooting at me.”
Shorts and Late Night
Yesterday, LeBron James wrote an op-ed in which he endorsed Hillary Clinton. LeBron says he and Hillary are all about the same thing: taking forever to finally win something.
-Jimmy Fallon
The president just signed a law that will require men’s restrooms in federal buildings to have baby-changing tables. Or as most guys will call that, “Finally! A place where we can eat a sandwich!”
-Jimmy Fallon
Assange says he has secret information about both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, and that information may drastically change people's views of these candidates. Americans replied, “Wait, it's going to make us like them?”
-James Corden
Hillary Clinton campaigned in Florida today with Al Gore. You’re making Al Gore go back to Florida? That’s so cruel. That’s like making Joe Frazier go back to Manila.
-Seth Meyers
A new report has found that despite his recent string of gaffes, Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson has four times as many newspaper endorsements as Donald Trump. So if you’ve got weed, he's got papers.
-Seth Meyers
Don't just sit there smiling, share it with the rest of the class ---- Send us your humor BFloyd@ElectricSmarts.com
You are reading the best eNewsletter in the Industry. It is filled with Business Ideas, Product and Technology Tips, Web TV interview, links to Online Courses; and it always contains a few laughs to lighten your day. Sign up your employees or friends below, or send us a list complete with their name, title and email, and we'll sign them up for you.
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