Meow Mischief
The parents of a newly married couple arrived at their home for their first Thanksgiving meal as newlyweds.
One of the dads noticed the turkey thawing in the sink in cold water with a dish drainer and a rubber mat on top of it all.
Her dad inquired why she was thawing the turkey that way.
She said that was the way her mom thawed the bird.
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
-Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."
-Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu.
-When a Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in, meaning whether the bird was frozen or thawed, the caller said “Florida.”
Thanksgiving Shorts
I'm so stuffed I feel like a bunch of people in matching outfits should be parading me down Fifth Avenue.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Just thought of a plan that would combine the best elements of pie with the best elements of TV. My plan is to eat pie while watching TV.
- Bridger Winegar
One of the dads noticed the turkey thawing in the sink in cold water with a dish drainer and a rubber mat on top of it all.
Her dad inquired why she was thawing the turkey that way.
She said that was the way her mom thawed the bird.
The mother’s response: “Well, yes, but we had a cat!”
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
-Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."
-Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu.
-When a Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in, meaning whether the bird was frozen or thawed, the caller said “Florida.”
Thanksgiving Shorts
I'm so stuffed I feel like a bunch of people in matching outfits should be parading me down Fifth Avenue.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Just thought of a plan that would combine the best elements of pie with the best elements of TV. My plan is to eat pie while watching TV.
- Bridger Winegar
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