Rodney Redux
From one of the all-time funniest comics.
Oh when I was a kid, I got no respect. I played hide and seek. They wouldn’t even look for me.
My kid he drives me nuts. For three years now he goes to a private school. He won’t tell me where it is.
I tell ya when I was a kid, I got no respect. Well the time I was kidnapped. They sent my old man a note. They said, “We owe $5,000, or you’ll see your kid again.”
Oh with my old man, when I was a kid I got no respect. I told him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
I tell ya, I come from a tough neighborhood. Well the other night, a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn’t a real professional job, there was butter on it.
You know, the doctors say when you have sex, you lose 150 calories. I had sex once. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.
In high school, I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
Oh I tell ya, she was old. Well when she was born, the Dead Sea wasn’t even sick.
Oh I tell ya, with sex, my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Once in the morning and once at night.
I tell ya, with my doctor, I don’t get no respect. I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to go home, and have a few drinks and get some rest.
I tell ya, my wife, she likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from a motel.
I know I’m ugly. I tell my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one.
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
I tell ya, when I was a kid, I got no respect. Every week my old man took me to the zoo. I found out he was trying to make a trade.
My wife told me she wants plastic surgery. She got plastic surgery. I cut up her credit cards.
Well I’m getting old. I’ve got no sex life. If I squeeze into a parking space, I’m sexually satisfied.
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Oh when I was a kid, I got no respect. I played hide and seek. They wouldn’t even look for me.
My kid he drives me nuts. For three years now he goes to a private school. He won’t tell me where it is.
I tell ya when I was a kid, I got no respect. Well the time I was kidnapped. They sent my old man a note. They said, “We owe $5,000, or you’ll see your kid again.”
Oh with my old man, when I was a kid I got no respect. I told him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
I tell ya, I come from a tough neighborhood. Well the other night, a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn’t a real professional job, there was butter on it.
You know, the doctors say when you have sex, you lose 150 calories. I had sex once. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.
In high school, I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
Oh I tell ya, she was old. Well when she was born, the Dead Sea wasn’t even sick.
Oh I tell ya, with sex, my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Once in the morning and once at night.
I tell ya, with my doctor, I don’t get no respect. I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to go home, and have a few drinks and get some rest.
I tell ya, my wife, she likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from a motel.
I know I’m ugly. I tell my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one.
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
I tell ya, when I was a kid, I got no respect. Every week my old man took me to the zoo. I found out he was trying to make a trade.
My wife told me she wants plastic surgery. She got plastic surgery. I cut up her credit cards.
Well I’m getting old. I’ve got no sex life. If I squeeze into a parking space, I’m sexually satisfied.
Don't just sit there smiling, share it with the rest of the class ---- Send us your humor BFloyd@ElectricSmarts.com
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