What Was God Thinking?
Corgi: Why are my legs so short?
God: That's just what legs look like.
Corgi: Oh cool.
(Giraffe walks by)
Corgi:....
God: You weren't supposed to see that.
@newdadnotes
(God creating the ocean)
God: Just put water friggin everywhere.
Angel: Nice, that way it they're thirsty, they-
God: Make it undrinkable.
@themiltron
God: 8
Angel: 9!
God: We shouldn't do this drunk.
Angel: 10 lol
God: 15!
Angel: *mouth full of pizza* 25
God: 30!
Centipede: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid.
God: One hundred! lol
Angel: LMAO
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God: you get to sleep like 20 hours a day.
Sloth: but that’s way too much sleep.
God:
Sloth:
God:
Sloth: yeah no I heard it when I said it.
Shorts
God: That's just what legs look like.
Corgi: Oh cool.
(Giraffe walks by)
Corgi:....
God: You weren't supposed to see that.
@newdadnotes
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God: Just put water friggin everywhere.
Angel: Nice, that way it they're thirsty, they-
God: Make it undrinkable.
@themiltron
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God: 8
Angel: 9!
God: We shouldn't do this drunk.
Angel: 10 lol
God: 15!
Angel: *mouth full of pizza* 25
God: 30!
Centipede: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid.
God: One hundred! lol
Angel: LMAO
@arfmeasures
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God: you get to sleep like 20 hours a day.
Sloth: but that’s way too much sleep.
God:
Sloth:
God:
Sloth: yeah no I heard it when I said it.
@NewDadNotes
Shorts
If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.
@dril
My 4-year-old called ice cubes "water bricks" and now I'll never call them anything else.
@xplodingunicorn
@dril
My 4-year-old called ice cubes "water bricks" and now I'll never call them anything else.
@xplodingunicorn
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