Not Quite What the Doctor Ordered
An old lady comes to her doctor and says, “Doctor, you know how you told
me I should avoid going up and down stairs as much as possible?”
“Yes,” nods the doctor, “we agreed on that after the latest X-rays.”
“Well I don’t know if it was such a great recommendation. All the climbing up and down the rain gutter is really exhausting!”
Vision Check
Shorts
“Yes,” nods the doctor, “we agreed on that after the latest X-rays.”
“Well I don’t know if it was such a great recommendation. All the climbing up and down the rain gutter is really exhausting!”
What?!
Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a café for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.
After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, “Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!”
“What?”
“It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!” says Mabel a bit louder.
“Oh,” checks Evie, “you’re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.”
After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, “Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!”
“What?”
“It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!” says Mabel a bit louder.
“Oh,” checks Evie, “you’re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.”
Vision Check
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.”
The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points.
"I see the Sun," answer the man.
The doctor turns to him and asks, “Sweet Jesus, how much further do you want to see?!”
The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points.
"I see the Sun," answer the man.
The doctor turns to him and asks, “Sweet Jesus, how much further do you want to see?!”
Shorts
We're all frustrated and
exhausted and stressed. But so long as your kids know you're there,
you're good. Your presence, your understanding, your patien -
IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ANIMALS UP FOR ADOPTION!
-nce, your hugs, your help. That's all they need.
@dadandburied
IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ANIMALS UP FOR ADOPTION!
-nce, your hugs, your help. That's all they need.
@dadandburied
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A Texan tourist stands under the Eiffel tower in Paris and looks upon it in awe.
“Amazing tower,” he comments to a French guy nearby, “how many barrels does it get out in a day?”
“Amazing tower,” he comments to a French guy nearby, “how many barrels does it get out in a day?”
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