March Madness
Sometimes when I'm half listening to my wife, I agree to stuff to get
her to stop talking. And that's how I find myself in a linen store
during March Madness.
@kentgraham
Today is the day everyone pretends to work but are just actually freaking out about every 15 seed holding a lead 6 minutes into the first half. I love it.
@hingedsports
I still feel like a 13 year old boy every year during the first 4 days of the NCAA Tournament...don’t want to work, want to eat all day long, and yell at the TV!
@jakesullivankci
#MarchMadnessSymptoms
You call a foul on someone who bumps into you on the subway.
@kelkass
When 10th person replies "Yes" to my meeting invite, I say "Sweet, we're in the Double Bonus."
@hoosiers23
You feel like you're traveling after taking three steps.
@rivastaro
Investing money in college kids that aren't your own children.
@DQ_Doo1
When someone hands you something, you swat it away. "NOT IN MY HOUSE."
@TTino_boi
Pi Jokes
Why should you never talk to pi? Because he’ll just go on forever.
What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert? Apple pi.
The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
What is 1.57? Half a pi.
What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
3.14 percent of sailors are PI-rates!
@kentgraham
Today is the day everyone pretends to work but are just actually freaking out about every 15 seed holding a lead 6 minutes into the first half. I love it.
@hingedsports
I still feel like a 13 year old boy every year during the first 4 days of the NCAA Tournament...don’t want to work, want to eat all day long, and yell at the TV!
@jakesullivankci
#MarchMadnessSymptoms
You call a foul on someone who bumps into you on the subway.
@kelkass
When 10th person replies "Yes" to my meeting invite, I say "Sweet, we're in the Double Bonus."
@hoosiers23
You feel like you're traveling after taking three steps.
@rivastaro
Investing money in college kids that aren't your own children.
@DQ_Doo1
When someone hands you something, you swat it away. "NOT IN MY HOUSE."
@TTino_boi
Why should you never talk to pi? Because he’ll just go on forever.
What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert? Apple pi.
The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14.
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
What is 1.57? Half a pi.
What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
3.14 percent of sailors are PI-rates!
How far can you recite pi? Cherry, apple, pecan, blueberry…
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