Secret Service
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the
preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
Missed It By That Much
One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road.
Slamming on the breaks, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.”
His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”
Easter Jokes & Puns
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
The ones with hoppy endings.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!
How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.
Q: What kind of bunnies like?
A: Hip Hop
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Missed It By That Much
One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road.
Slamming on the breaks, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.”
His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”
Easter Jokes & Puns
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
The ones with hoppy endings.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!
How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.
Q: What kind of bunnies like?
A: Hip Hop
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