The Devils in the Details
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to
three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the
first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says,
"No, let me see the next room.’
In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room.’
Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
Late Night Seminar
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.
“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’”, replies the man.
“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, "Who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”
The man sighs, “my wife.”
Shorts
In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room.’
Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, "OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!"
Late Night Seminar
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.
“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’”, replies the man.
“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, "Who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”
The man sighs, “my wife.”
Shorts
China has a population of a
billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a
million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
I threw out my shoulder last week by reaching into the backseat of my car weird and didn’t figure it out until I reached into the backseat of my car weird again and realized “dear god I am bad at this one very specific thing and nothing else."
@audipenny
I threw out my shoulder last week by reaching into the backseat of my car weird and didn’t figure it out until I reached into the backseat of my car weird again and realized “dear god I am bad at this one very specific thing and nothing else."
@audipenny
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