Justice for William Finnegan
William Finnegan librarian, labor, and civil rights activist— sentenced to life in prison on false charges.
His supporters have put up signs calling for his release, shortening his name to make it more discrete.
Next time you are out, look for a small sign that says, "Free Wi Fi".
The Construction Consultant
A construction consultant dies in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!”
“Congratulations for what?” asks the contractor
Saint Peter says, “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”
“But that’s not true,” says the consultant. “I only lived to be forty.”
“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we added up your time sheets!”
Ear Muffs
Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the project manager asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"
The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty."
"Why don't you wear them?" The Project Manager said.
The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"
Shorts
My psychiatrist diagnosed "multiple personality disorder", but we don't believe him.
I’ve recently developed a phobia of elevators. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I’ve recently developed a phobia of elevators. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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